Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as ‘ENG 3-0 FRA’ – I wonder if that’s why I’ve never seen NIGeria play GERmany?…
I have 23 jokes and I can’t understand why any of them haven’t scored very well.
To all those women who watch the football and shout “pass it to Frank” or “bring Joe Cole on;” fuck off. You didn’t see me at Sex And The City 2 shouting “fuck her up the arse.”
Twitter is seven years old today, meaning that no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning a trophy.
England play San Marino tomorrow. A country so small that if you kick the ball into touch you have to go through customs to get it back.
Michael Owen to retire at the end of the season.
In unrelated news several Stoke City FC medical staff set to lose their jobs at the end of the season.
~It’s Fernando Torres’ birthday tomorrow….
-Let’s hope he doesn’t miss it…
I thought Michael Owen retired after scoring that goal vs Argentina in 1998?
After he retires from football, Michael Owen has said that he wants to study law.
So that’ll be two careers spent sitting on the bench.
After hearing of the shocking news today of Michael Owen’s decision to retire at the end of this season, every team he’s ever played for have said their to erect a memorial bench with his name on.
My mate asked how does he change the settings on Fifa 13 so that his shot accuracy goes to 0%.
I replied “just play as Arsenal.”